1st: ALIZ – KETCHUP

-Elias: Welcome to mcdonalds, what can I get for you?
-Hello sir can I get a hamburger with ketchup?
-Don’t worry, all of our hamburgers have ketchup in them…
-Yeah but you know some extra ketchup…
-Alright thats totally okay
-But I mean, with like extra extra ketchup…
-Yeah, alright, (a lil bit annoyed
-On both buns please
-Got it so alot of ketchup
-Yes and with onoins actually
-Okay onoins to…
-Extra onoi-
-Yes yes ill put onions on BOTH sides of your burger anything else?
-No-
-Okay thank you it will be 5 dollars cash or card
-Car-
-Okay tap it here and would you like the recipet?
Fake smile
-Sur-
-Okay there you go please take a seat the food will be out here soon
elias starts scrolling while sitting in a chair

2nd: Heidi – Pickle

2nd walks in
 ELIAS: Hey, welcome to mcdonalds what can I get for you?(boring)
 Can I get a big mac?
 Sure, anything else?

 Umm no, actually I dont want the onions…
 Is that all?
 Yep, erm actually I don’t want the sauce either, I don’t like it very much…
 Okay would you like to remove anything else
 Nope!
 Okay the totel price will be 5 thir-
 Actually i dont want the lettuce either
 (Worker zones out)
 And you know what, now that i think about it,i dont want the buns either
 Or the meat
 (Long pause)
 So you only want the pickles
 Yes!
 Ok THREE pickle slices coming your way your total is 5.34
 But im only getting pi-
 Yeah the rest is for having to deal with you
o OH okay

3rd: KFC: -Patrik

 Elias: Welcome to mcdonalds, what can I do for you?
 I’m just looking at the menu, it’s pretty interesting…
 Oh really?? (Bored asf) … Have you decided already?
 Yeah, I would like to have a taco please…
 I’m so sorry but we don’t have that…
 Ahh fine, Imma just have a burrito then…
 (be annoyed) we don’t have that either…
 What about pizza?
 This is mcdonalds, you can eat burgers, fries, ice cream, drink a coffe
maybe,..
 Yeah thats alright… Can I get that pizza tho?

 WE DONT SERVE PIZZAS…
 (walks out)- “KFC is better!!”
 (looks confused asf) alright bro, go get your pizza at kfc…
4th: BERCI – Hamburger

-Welcome to mcdonalds, what do you want?
-… hamburger … throws ketchup

5th: BERNAT – Black squid

Bernat: -Hey man, I see you’re having a tough day do you want to talk about it?…
-Improvise
-don’t worry, it’ll be better, and I also have a simple order anyway… I would like
to have a big black juicy squid inc burger…
-Umm, I don’t know if I could do that to be honest…
-Do you not have that here?
-Nuh uhh
-the heck you mean nuh uhhh
-nuh uhh
-And may I ask why?
-Why we dont have a…You know what, just sit down, I’ll bring it for you in a moment
(with a gentle smile)
 dancers come in to the song
 sigh I’m so done with this…